Monday, 23 February 2009

Damnnn

Its on the list. I have just discovered my notebook of travelling stuff!
God, last post was Townsville, I have soooo many stories adventures and funs to write up after that. I mean there was tropical Queensland, 1001 Beaches in Thailand, Cambodia and 3 trips through Khao San Road in Bangkok...

Soon. Hopefully. Travelling was fucking fantastic.

Friday, 4 July 2008

Mission Beach via Townsville

Loved Mission beach - for the people and another place to do not much apart from relax.

Stayed in Townsville 4 a few hours before the greyhound just to glimpse it. Reminded me of a slightly better Rockhampton. Spent the time looking for a second hand bookshop and a copy of Lonely Planet Thailand. Found it a mile out of town, shut. Nxt door told me it was in the centre now... D'oh! Found it; or the shop it would be in, in a few weeks. No point in the adventure! Had a McEurope burger for lunch - bit like KFC.

Bus to Mission Beach. Arrived and talked to Kevin and Camilla from Byron and Surfer's Paradise and Airlie Beach, who were randomly getting my bus.

Niiiice hostel, 1st 2 nites only 25 bucks cuz of voucher. Saggy matresses but there's a fire and a drive thru 'liquor store' across st. Infront of fire, made good friends instantly. got fire names based on our experiences and strengths/weaknesses, I'm burnt foot , Dan is Talking Bull, Jussi is Big Flame, Chris the skydiver is Long Fall, there was also White face, Maggie - No Play (a guitar but no songs!), Andy who whitewtaer rafted that day - floating monkey.

Nxt day played badminton, read in the hammock and went to the beach which was cold and windy - was warmer in the sea! Little bit of body surfing! Keepy ups with beach ball for hours. Big fire that night! Collected a tonne of driftwood wi wheel barrow. Tried slide quitar with a beer bottle. Told to be quiet. I thought it was good...

Next day, same thing til lunch - read map with Andy and Dan, found "Muff Creek" - boyish laughs and innuendo for about an hour. Decided to go on a journey/adventure there. took $8 on bus, 2km walk and being bitten on one leg by sandflies. Saw a butch cassowary sign on the way, 2 dead marsupials. Creek its self just tiny, muddy and trickling. Muff Creek had crabs! etc...

Bingo that night!! Andy and I won $10, Ethel stole the big hamper tho... Good fun. Recognised some people from Sydney back at hostel, thought they were from Deeping for something - Sydney so long ago!!

got a free T-shirt for staying 3 nights and a free cap for booking white water rafting. Woo?! Rafting day - got up nice and early, picked up, E+B in van! Driven to tully river; had grades 1-4 rapids (5 is impossible). First rapids biggest!! Paul a guy in the raft freaking out when our raft flipped - good fun floating down rapids!! Nice and dangerous... BBQ lunch, saw a 1m eel in the shallows. Beautiful scenery, more jurrasic park. Sheer cliff and unspoilt dense rainforest for the whole 5hours of rafting. Big 4m rock to jump off, a few people flipping off it! Free photo after, cuz of voucher. Want to learn to Kayak now, and get strong enough to do rapids like that. Where in the UK though...

Watched 'Wolf Creek' - film about travellers who break down and get tortured. People up coast say it'll make you not want to travel, but its not that bad... its just a horror film, based on 'true' events. Made popcorn from real corn. Next day - swimming in the pool and chilling before the LAST EVER GREYHOUND!! Saw the big (5m) cassowary by bus stop. Wasn't moving much...

Off to Cairns!!

Magnetic Island, one of my fave places!

Arrived in Townsville having passed 100s of kms of sugar cane fields. Ferry wi ollie to Magnetic Island - rough and ferry had a leaky roof - kids running through, screaming and being kids. Filled up with expensive groceries - $1.40 for 500g pasta!!! normally 80c/less. Waited 2 hrs for bus...

Arr at hostel via beautiful rugged landscape - all the island is granite boulders that look like they've jsut been piled up there for storage. Most of island wilderness - too steep and difficult to explore. Bungalow Bay; my hostel - modern wooden bar/reception , cool back to basic accom - wooden hut dorms wi ensuite! Dinner outside with possums coming up expectingly. Loads of green big ants (german girl squeezed some juice from its bum and said its nutritious and lemony...) and a gecko in my room. Nice real mattress!

Lazy day, getting used to local area. B+E came with Dana the Canadian to say hi. fed a tree of lorakeets wet bread; about 15 on me, screaming and pooing! Scratched me quite a bit. belly laughs.
Kookaburra feeding - slapping the meat on my arm to kill it!

visit B+E+D's hostel, Base. Barman squirted me, not funny and unprovoked. Stayed in spare bed in their room without paying :-0

Walked back the next day after a fry up brekkie - awesome 12km walk: Nelly Bay- inland loop (lizards, snakes, ulesseys butterflies and rainforest) with awesome lookouts. Became savannah on other side of mountain/hill. Arcadia - the forts, a WW2 gun emplacement, then home. 2 blisters :-) Others visited in their topless car they hired. More possums at dinner (carbonara).

Up early for PADI dive course!! Day of pool work/classroom theory. POol cold and DVD boring.. Completed all my 'skills' necessary - only me and Aarron the instructor (an ex martial arts instructor), so v quick progression. No ollie that nite for 1st time in ages - moved to E+Bs hostel cuz cheaper + I busy. Saw a possum with 1/2 face like terminator.

Medical passed - I'm 74kgs (76kgs when I bungee jumped :P) and 186cm. 1st open water dive, with Cecil the swiss and Aaron. Rough and murky (6m vis). Cool corals and fish. Strong swell + backwash - felt like on a boat when left water. More classwork; slightly tricky! Working out nitrogen in body and safe dive times.

Dived the Moltke wreck off of Alma Bay - V cool! Angel fish, clams, and loads of other fish I can't remember! Officially passed! No problemo. Good 'post dive' wet photo for certificate. checked account - half of what I thought not there! Checked web and the atm had shown a $ sign for a pound amount... bit scared. Free curry that night - real food! nice. Base again for Basils birthday, after not knowing where they were - thought in Magnums, 1st, where I found a Toad race! Lead by a very old, ozzie guy. No EBO+Dana, though. Eventually found them; got the last bus back not walk! A few rock wallabies bounced past while waiting for bus; like big kanagroo rats.

Leaving the next day for Mission Beach! 'Maggie' was v good cuz it was different to everywhere else and was V chilled out.

Airlie Beach and crusing the Whitsunday Islands

Airlie Beach - crap beach at low tide - about 5m of sand and then rocks! Good night life though, a bit like Byron bay in it's setup - 1 strip with everything.

High tide - awesome views; blue clear waters, green hills either side. Magical!
Beaches Backpackers: Cool! TV in room, 1 channel... found cow and chicken in B+W. Aircon, thank god and ensuite! Wi free brekkie and washing machines that u can use the old cotton bud trick with.
Came there when over cast - next day bright blue skies.
In same room as E, B and O with 2 canadian girls (got annoying though - didn't get any jokes) and 2 dutch guys -bumped into them in Cairns loads.

Worst sleep walk ever!! Woke up at 4am in a corridor never been in before, totally confused JUST WEARING PANTS AND HOLDING MY SLEEPING SHEET. Tried all doors. Seemed to all be locked. One lead to the bar... it was empty, but I dont think i came that way...
Had to go thru bar - check the way - 2 people walking in street outside, bar empty, thank god. Quick time walk through the bar, into the open and up some stairs. met no one, cuz it was 4am, but would have been embarassing.
No key!! Course not, I'm just wearing pants, with no pockets! Hesitant knock at the door, hear footsteps inside. Britney the Canadian come out. Asks me why I 'ran out of the room'...

Woke up tired...

domestic day - washing, shopping with the boiz ( big plans to make good food cuz theres 4 of us!!)
Ollie and everyone dancing to Wake Me Up Before You Go, Wham in the room's balcony. Funny vid. New holiday song!

Cooked rice 4 first time ever - horrible and starchy.

Chilling out for day by the lagoon a decent sized pool with sand and space to make up for Airlie Beach's namesake beach.

Next day - Whitsunday sailing! Big coincidence: Paul from the Blue Mountains was checking in at the same time to same boat. AND his french canadian mateshad just come up with a fake name of Adam Smith to play with a mate...

Met roomies for the trip- Frank the french, niall and andy the irish and paul.

37 onboard the "Kora" - decent sized catamaran with some speakers all over board 4 music.
Getting out of airlie, passing some islands, very jurassic park, tropical blue waters.
Arrived at our resort island, south mole island. V 70's, slightly run down. Happy hour from 5pm! Only me, Niall and Paul there. After dinner, drinking games in the bar, beer fight, mad noise and bed at 10pm.

Up at 6.15am... POO! Big pile of diahorea on the room's floor... Andy comes in and tells Niall he did it. Nah, he says, but frank backs Andy up and Niall goes "Oh god...." Horrible!!!!! Frank says he saw him doing it - just half on his bed with pants by knees, pooing and peeing... No smell, til he tried wiping it up.

Didn't come sailing that day. Embarasement?Met him on dry land- was puking blood apparently, so thought he should go to a doctor, plus embarrased.

Leave for boat 8am. Loads of Lorakeets at jetty! really noisy and they drink beer and goon (wine) - Hence the name Goon Birds! Landing on people and making more noise in ears. Saw huge stingray and fish below jetty.

Sailed to Whitehaven Beach. Little dingy to get there. Walk to lookout - amazing swirling sands that extend from Hill Inlet; near pure white sand and blue fades in water. Amazing; real national geographic! Voted 3rd best beach. Sand 98% Silica - used for the Hubble Telescope's lenses.

Strange feeling sand! Like flour - perfection? Good for exfoliation. Strange bubbles coming out of sand underwater! V bright on beach. Walk with cam across 300m water stretch, only waist deep. Saw stingray pods, small sharks and baby mangroves! Cool weathered old tree/log + rocks.

Snorkelling on some fringing reef! Coral, fish and clams galore. Bit cold and not as bright as the pictures. Huge turtle under catamaran - just popped up, looked at us with dopey eyes and submerged! Magestic.

Back to south mole- new room in charity. Tennis, swimming pool and Jacuzzi!
Bar had broken speakers so moved to other bar in the "family" part - Karaoke, 2x price!! No thanks. E, B and O arrived from their boat - just sat on a jetty with them. Curlew looking at us spookily. jam session with some guitar guy at the rooms.

Up at 6.30, no smell! Visited another fringing reef - warmer and more fish - fed with bread - swarmed around us. Heading back to land - roasting in the V hot sun. checked into Koala's, gave me the furthest possible room. Incredibly small kitchen - for 145 rooms (around 500 people) -4 hobs, 2 fridges and about 1/2 a pot to cook in. Plus had to rent cutlery.

Drinks with boat people, playing mind games - Land of Ogg, Big red bus etc. Gets people annoyed!
Walked to Beaches BPers in the morning for free brekkie... He hehe, sneaky! Also pretended we were from the hostel and got a lift to the transport terminal 1 mile away. Beats walking.

Bye Airlie Beach!! Good party place.

Wednesday, 2 July 2008

NEVER go to ROCKHAMPTON!

Arrived in rain, well outside of town - Taxi with ollie, Floris and a random. Checked into hostel via downstairs pub. 11.50, thought all in the dorm be asleep and that it be cramped and a bit crap at $20/night. Open room door quietly. Its a double bed with single on top!! Cool! Shotgunned (bagsied) bottom bunk asap. No linen provided, so used my SINGLE sleeping bag liner - basically sleepign in small single again...

Wandered around next morning. 1st place without anything to actually see. 'Mall'/Highstreet a series of discount shops. Everything shut at 3pm. People: Mulleted, cardigans, good at localism - got a couple of wierd looks and shouts to go home. Dang cowboys! Rockhampton famed for beef.
Spent afternoon sorting stuff/admin. Small cam tripod I bought snapped instantly. Went out for a steak with O + Floris. V nice - 600gm T bone! and a few beers, best thing in rocky. More local looks though. Found a big painted sign saying "Beautiful" nr centre. Bit ironic.

Up at 6.15 for bus to Airlie Beach...

Ah... Cool Bananas at 1770/Agnes Water

Arrived in dark with Kal the german, hostel across road. Looked cool, big chill out common room with bean bags.
Fire pit! Free Tea!. Nice vibe and people. Beds very comfortable. Didnt have a key, but door was always unlocked anyway. Nothing went missing.
Day reading book (The Gathering) in hammock.
Meetign Gus, the hostel dog, an appropriately mellow dog whose full name is Disgusting :)
Wandered to beach and checked local area. Squeeky sand! Small surf.
Lea turning up from Townsville and suprising me!
Beers around the fire. Fire = the best way to meet new people.

Walked to 1770 proper with Lea. Small headlands and tiny beaches. Almost deserted - no backpackers!! Just a family with toy digger trucks. Lots of tiny crabs. Some drizzle... small mangroves. Came up with better name for my sarong: my MANRONG! Much better.
Couldnt b bothered to walk back in drizzle so we hitchhiked! Awesome!

Basil, Eric and Ollie arrive. Fish and Chip supper for $5!
Ping Pong tournament at local/only bar. out in 1st round a Trillion - 1 to Basil. B+E to semifinals.
Rain; slipped into railing trying to get ball, nearly broke foot- hurt to run for ages.
$2 cups of beer after. Strange bar. Looked half complete, had projector showing homemade surf vids, cool! Bye to Leah for last time - hitchhiking to Brisbane, naturally.

Beach again. Met a nice soft and collared stray dog. Hung around us for a few hrs. Didn't fetch frisbee. Saw a 'Disabled Lifesaver' sign... eh?
Scooteroo! $50 for 3 hrs, motorbike tour with a mexican hells angels type - 50cc choppers!! Mine jet black. Cooooooolest thing. saw loads of wild roos, standign like logs. They jump so easily; unnaturally... Got to 85kmph. 35 people in twilight trying to overtake each other :-O First motorised 2 wheel experience!
Back at Cool Bananas, met girl who was being flown to sydney for a Nintendo DS modelling shoot.
Free Pool @ Agnes Tavern + BOGOF on drinks. Tried Bundaberg Run for 1st time. not too nice, just tastes like white spirit.
Au revoir again to B+E.

Woke up to heavy rain. Met Floris, mad dutch roommate with excentric curly fringe. "Goood times!! Ho ho ho!" His saying.
Lots of film watching and Tea.
Greyhound to Rockhampton in rain wi ollie. V humid in transfer bus, nasty nasty!

1770 is like Byron Bay 20 yrs ago! Bet it gets 10x more popular! One of fave hostel.

Sunday, 29 June 2008

Sand, dingoes and undercooked pasta on Fraser Island

Fraser Island is one of the destinations that all backpackers doing the eastcoast do. Its something about a combination of a large section of the Lonely Planet guide book being devoted to it, relentless advetising all the way up the coast and the fact that it is a pretty amazing place. It's the largest sand island in the world, measuring some 70km long or something and being totally sand apart from a couple of rocky outcrops to the north.

Because of the sandy nature of the island, the only way to get around is in great big 4x4s!! And because the vast majority of the island is national park, the only way to see properly is to camp! The two together spell ADVENTURE.

I arrived at the departure town, Hervey Bay, mid afternoon after an unsatisfyingly long Greyhound trip about an hour long from Rainbow, I arrived at the transport terminal. I immediately knew this town wouldn't be the nicest place be in - for a town of only 30,000 people, the shopping area was massive, spelling out: 'big ol' tourist area' in 12ft neon letters. from my experience, places like this often have no regard for the backpacker or their experience, but more for the amount of credit our cards have on them. Hervey was only a leaping point for Fraser, so I wasn't really bothered.

Being gentlemen and our hostel not having a big enough bus, we waited 30 minutes for the courtesy bus to drop the ladies from the greyhound off first. While waiting, I started to talk to 2 guys, Kilian (aka Kal) and Brad, a German and a Canadian, who ended up being in the 4x4 I was assigned to! 2 in a 100 chance, eh! Kal and I also ended up being at the same places further up the coast, another example of the backpacker community on the east coast being relatively small.

Arriving at Koalas, which is a large hostel/tours company, we were told of the amazing BBQ that was available. All you can eat for $8! I was there. First, though, we were briefed on what would happen, and bundled into our groups of 11 that would fit into one 4x4 like some brilliant Ikea furniture. They all seemed like nice people.

BBQ engaged and a few sausages nicked for lunch the following day, we started getting to know each other over some jugs of cocktails.

6am! Up before the sun had a chance, nailed down some brekkie and started loading up the van. After a barely comprehendible route briefing from 'Koru', a broad Mauri (?), and being told that "all beans must be given to me.... Ah HAHAH A! Only yankin' yas! Nah, I love me beans!" *Polite laughter...*

Finally on the road, we drove the 10km to the ferry, looking forward to 3 days of being in the middle of nowhere!

Fast forward 1/2 hour and we were bouncing along haphazardly along some of Fraser Island's numerous sand tracks, featuring big ruts, roots, a few dingoes and massive slopes. Sitting in the back, this was something quite scary. Not being in control of a vehicle that has your life at stake is an interesting experience to say the least. To make it even worse - the back left seat had no seatbelt (pfff.... safety), so everytime we hit a big rut or bumped over a root, that person was garunteed some airtime off of their seat. Brad and myself ended up making use of this, aiming to get an 'Air Hi-5' at somepoint, though I don't think this ever really worked out due to the suprising nature of the bumps.

For the first leg of the journey, the people in the back were in a constant state of fear for the cutlery that was jangling around in the storage overhead. Over a few particularly vicious bumps, a few knives decided to find a way out of the box, narrowly missing their masters on the way to the truck's floor. Being held back by a few bungee cords, the whole storage compartment also took a liking to bulging out like a fat person's fatty belly after every jerk. The look on the faces of those at the back was pure magic, though we secured a sleeping bag infront of the store to keep it in place a little bit more after a stop.

The first sight of the day was the magical lake McKenzie. Think of tropical beach paradise. What do you see? It was probably a carbon copy of McKenzie, though there weren't the palms. The water was the bluest water I've ever seen. It was like some one had seen the colour of a swimming pool and copied it but given it a beautiful darkening fade as the lake reached depth. The sand complimented this - it was possibly the whitest sand I had seen to that date (only to be later superceded by Whitehaven Beach on the Whitsunday Islands). Last amazing thing: The water was water table water - so you could drink it! Getting out of the 'piss zone' to ensure purity, I gobbled up a mouthful, being a bit weirded out that it didn't make me gag like sea water does.

Craig, a semi cockney guy, and I tried swimming as far down as we could - the water was so clear, but the bottom was invisibly far away over a sand shelf. Diving down and swimming for a while, I pushed off the bottom, having not seen anything apart from sand and water and a deep deep blue. It was a wierd sensation, not making the top from just a push off the bottom! I had to swim upwards for a couple of seconds, having lost momentum. We learned that lake McKenzie is really deep. We celebrated by opening the first beer of the day.


After the awesomeness of Lake McKenzie, our hopes were raised considerably - was this sand island all so incredible? Visiting Lake Birrabeen, apparently: no. It was so deserted, and the brown-stained water over the lowering light was quite a sight, but it wasn't a snip!


We went on to try and find our camp site, but didn't want to stay at the place we were recommended, because of the sign that said "Silence after 9pm". So in the dark, we tried to find somewhere on the beach. The beach was a great big highway, except there were mounds every now and then, no road markings and the constant threat of the sea (and us loosing the bond if they find salt water on the engine...). After debating where the hell we should go, we found a place just behind the foredunes. By now it was pitch black, witout the usual ambient light from cities or other traffic, so it was interesting navigating our way there. We were already about 2 hours after the last time we should have been on the beach - the surf was chasing the three 4x4s which had began to que up to get to this sacred camp site. Paranoid about the damage of salt water, it became a mad dash inbetween wave breaks to burn it up the dune. Every van must have done it about 4/5 times unsuccessfully due to the soft, uncompacted sand being very unforgiving to our purpose. Even with people pushing, it was hard. Someone mentioned the fact that these 2 tonne vehicles could easily roll back onto its helpers, which was confidence instilling.

(Its taking me ages to write all this, so I'm gonna do stuff in note form, and save time/$$$! Might write in full later...)

Camped in little place over dune like a mini festival!
Steak, bread, cheese and beer dinner
New drinking games
Moon bright as sun, when clouds disappeared.
Craig going to sleep like a buddah infront of fire.
Started to rain.
Woke up with wet feet, and all clothes wet, nice.
Lots of nasty drizzle for following day - difficult to dry stuff.

Driving on the beach highway @ 80kmph.
Dodging an airplane which had just landed.
Drove into 'civilisation' called Eurong and bought real food and a cuppa
More drizzle
Drove to the wreck of the Maheno, a big ship that got washed up ages ago, cool and rusted
Drive to Indian Head - one of the 2 rocky parts of fraser.
Passed a fishing competition with about 50 4x4s - sort of ruined the 'wilderness' and away from help idea of Fraser
Difficult for van to get up, so we walked.
As soon as we got to the top of indian head, it started chucking it. Awesome views before and a sheer drop 200ft down.
Took a piss on Indian Head, ha ha

Waiting for rain to stop. Walked other side of the Head to Champagne pools
Called so because the surf flows over the rocks into some pools and looks like, er, Champagne.
Too cold for me to swim + I had no other dry stuff due to rain.
Clams/Muscles on all over rocks that spat out water 10cm high

Drive to another campsite on the beach
Pasta time! Impossible to boil water for 11 people on a gas ring = mushy mushy pasta that was cold.
Family guy on iPod in a tent

Drove to Lake Wabbi and got lost on way there.
Big puddle that Kal accelerated into - bug rut at bottom that could be seen! I get launched off seat (in the seat without seatbelt) and land hard, jarring my back - hurt like hell. had pain running for a week after, though pain subsided initially!
Plus the 4x4 had poor door seals, so muddy water splashed in the back and got me soaked.
Wabbi: green lake being encroached on by a big sand dune.
Set to disappear in 5 years!
big catfish in green water, birds of prey above
Running into waters down steep dune then rolly pollies!

Drive back to ferryport.
1.5hrs early :-/ missed out on a couple of places
Back on land - had to clean everything! As if it was ours and they were doing us a favour hiring it to us. Cups missing - paid $6 PER CUP!! As if.

Night at koalas - put in a mini apartment with rest of team, good idea.
Go out for a meal. Cheap irish restruant's kitchen shut. Go to italian. Had a small lasagne.
Trouble! Slow, stuttered service - Thea's pasta came with meat, very late. Manager said it was mushroom and she was lying! Service not good - manager blames us for coming in! Blah blah arguments, some people not being happy and not paying (I did, in full...), manager saying in the end- "Oh, F- you, then!" grabbing the cash we put down and storming off.
Downer on night! Couple of horse races in hostel then bed.

Chilling on Hervey Bay beach nxt day before greyhound to 1770! Beach very average but sheltered - odd not having big waves!